When I was younger, sometimes my mom would bring home some candy for me and my sister. I would always finish mine first, but I would crave more. In order to get more candy I would get down on my hands and knees and run around the living room pretending to be a dog. Sondra would laugh and throw me candy that I would then eat off the carpet with my mouth and then bark for more. I remember thinking, “Wow.. what a sucker.. I’ve managed to get my dumb sister to willingly give me almost all of her candy.” Thinking back, I question who the real sucker was…