Subway’s at Night

I smell oranges.
This can only mean one thing.

Tigers.
Large cats that hunt by night.
It worries me, but I can’t do anything.

I am a bird.

Joke: What would it be like to have thirty dogs?

Question: What do you think it would be like to have thirty dogs?

Answer: Ruff!

Only you would bark that answer at the person before they really had any time to think about it.

I made that up a couple weeks ago, I thought it was pretty funny. Tell everybody.

If I were on Wheel of Fortune…

Ryan: I’d like to buy a vowel… a “B” please…

Pat Sajak: “B” isn’t a vowel.

Ryan: Oh really? Well why don’t you just go ahead and give that to me then Pat?